How to be a Heart Breaker

janesfoster:

Fandral + being perfect 

amazign:

i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me

biblioboner:

When someone judges people for liking a certain type of book

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Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

fortheloveofotps:

unfollovving:

princecutie:

unfollovving:

We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.

I hate all cats

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER