Fandral + being perfect
i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me
When someone judges people for liking a certain type of book
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
“who could scroll past this” me
when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut
I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.
I hate all cats
YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER